Kids say the darndest things 2

Kids say the darndest things 2

Our kids were doing their Christmas Delivery with my Mom (she hands out gifts to her neighbors) and she has two neighbors named: Cookie and Candy.

When they finished, he told her “You are so lucky to live by a Cookie AND a Candy!”<!–more–/>
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My friend, Kristi, has two little girls and her oldest daughter calls the clouds that split the “Broken Clouds”

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After Easter one year, I took our son (three at the time) to the pet store to look at the animals and he looked at a little bunny and bent down and whispered “Thank you for my bike, Easter Rabbit!”

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My friend Maura just had a baby boy. Her mom was visiting and eating lunch with her daughter. Her Mom asked her daughter if the baby could have some of the two-year-olds birthday cake and her daughter replied “No, baby Vinny eat Mommy” (she was breastfeeding her!)
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A Mom in my MOPS group, Charlotte, told me that her daughter told her that when their dog died, it would be Jesus’s dog.

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Jessica’s four year old son saw her looking at Facebook and asked “Who is that?” When she replied “My friend” – he answered “I didn’t know you had friends!”

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Another friend said that when she was nursing her baby, her older child asked “If you eat chocolate, will it make you have chocolate milk?”
🙂

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Moms say funny things too…. “Chicken Nuggets are NOT hats!”
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